A Day in Hell
This story features my OC Sakura (and Inupapa) but this idea came from a comic that my good friend Steph (nominated on Dokuga for two of her beautiful pieces of artwork) made for me on deviantart from a crazy idea of Kagome going to the spa leaving Sesshomaru to babysit (with him sadly not knowing jack about caring for a baby xDD)
http://kagomexxxsesshomaru.deviantart.com/art/The-Kagome-s-Misadventures-IX-107422199
So this little one-shot is a condenced version of the comic Steph made me (though I changed some things about the storyline) xDD
Disclaimer: Uhh...duh I know the Inuyasha cast and storyline don't belong to me but I love to think Inupapa is though lol (Mmm twin doggie fluffs *drool*)
The trouble started when he came back home. Kagome was freshing up in the master bedroom checking herself over in the mirror. She peeked her head out of the bedroom and smiled sweetly. The kind of smile that made Sesshomaru second guess his mating to such a manipulative and sly human.
Sesshomaru inwardly cringed. Just what is she up to now?
"Sesshomaru sweety, can you be so kind as to watch over Sakura? I'm going to be spending most of the day with Souta before he flys to America for a study abroad program. Don't worry I've written all the numbers for her and instructions for Sakura's care. Oh......and if something happens to Sakura my dear Fluffy, you won't be waking up with a sword again." Kagome glared at the last part.
If Sesshomaru was anyone else he would be shivering from Kagome's glare but instead he nodded his head and went to the bedroom to change. Kagome left a few mintues later leaving Sesshomaru with the devil's spawn. Glancing to the little wheeled crib in the living room Sesshomaru saw his daughter trying to stand and look at him with big inquisitive golden eyes. Her black hair was styled in a side ponytail from the 80's.
"Well you little demon...you get to have a day with daddy." Sesshomaru wrinkled his nose as the pup sat back and giggled clapping her hands together.
He tried to ignore the pup by watching the news but after about ten minutes she started wailing uncontrolably. Sesshomaru grumbled and reached into the crib to pick his daughter up and rock her. Her crying did not lessen until strange stomach sounds reached his ears.
"So, this was all about hunger you weak little demon?" Sesshomaru's eyebrow twitched but Sakura merely stopped crying and gave him an innocent look.
Rummaging through the refidgerator he found a small glass bottle with apple flavored baby food. He popped the bottle open and poured the goop into a small bowl. Next he grabbed a spoon from the silverware drawer and placed his daughter in a highchair. Dipping the spoon into the food he brought it to Sakura's mouth which remained firmly closed.
"Come on eat! Your mother will be very angry with me if something happens to you!" Sesshomaru growled.
Sakura blinked and opened her mouth much to his relief. But it was short lived as she left her mouth open with the food spilling from her mouth. Sesshomaru could feel his eye twitching as he used the spoon to keep the food in her mouth. After almost ten mintues of trying to feed Sakura the food was all gone and the spoon washed, dried it, and put in the drawer. Sesshomaru's next task was to burp the pup.
After hearing her burp he held Sakura in front of him and did a double take when he saw Sakura tearing up. Oh God no! Another strange sound came from Sakura's stomach before the contents of her breakfast spewed all over Sesshomaru's face, neck, and chest. Sesshomaru's eye twitched yet agin as he glared at the pup.
"You little demon this was my best shirt!" he bit out. He was seriously contemplating dropping his daughter off with his father until the perverted old geezer himself walked through the door with a smile plastered on his face.
"How's my little granddaughter?" Touga cried before he walked into the kitchen and seeing puke all over Sesshomaru. Touga stopped dead in his tracks and had to stop his snickering with one of his hands.
"I was just about to dump her on you father but here...you take this, this demon away while I clean up." Sesshomaru thrust Sakura to Touga who eagerly grabbed her and rocked her in his arms. Sesshomaru left to take a quick shower and change his clothes before walking into the living room to see his father and Sakura playing with building blocks.
Sesshomaru's fortune only seemed to worsen as the stench of death itself assaulted his nose. Touga suddenly turned to his son with a serious look, "You know what this means son?"
"Father?"
"You have to change her diaper and you're going to need this!" Touga placed a clean diaper on Sesshomaru head before walking to the kitchen for a beer. It was times like this that Sesshomaru wished his father was dead.
Turning to face the source of the stench he plugged his nose with a clothes pin and looked away while cleaning his daughter's rump and changing her diaper. He placed her dirty diaper into the trashcan in the kitchen and sighed, "There you naughty demon. Now why don't we take a little nap?"
As Sesshomaru turned he spotted his father konked out on the couch. He head was laid back his arms and legs spawled out. In one of his hands was a half full bottle of beer. Sesshomaru's eye twitched yet again, "Why the hell is he asleep that bastard?! He didn't even do anything to help!"
Cursing his father under his breath Sesshomaru used his foot to kick his father off the couch and lay down on his back with Sakura sleeping pacefully on his chest. Touga remained on the floor blissfully unaware that his butt was sticking up in the air. Kagome walked in minutes later and tried to hold back a small laugh at seeing Touga in his ackward sleeping position. Her smiled softened as she spotted Sesshomaru and their daughter asleep. Kagome grabbed a blanket and placed it on Sesshomaru before kissing his forehead.
"It's not easy being a parent is it Fluffy?" Kagome whispered.