I would have taken the cookies.  :P  Mint, gluten free of course.  And coffee.  Yummm.  LOL  

Thanks for the laughter!  A part of loving a fandom is being a little nutty sometimes.  Especially if you are writing dark fics.  It helps to laugh and release from the depression we can put ourselves in.  Great snippet!  Now, of course, I am imagining Kagome with the gold bikini and Naraku as Jabba.  Miroku can be Wookie.  

BWAHAHA! This is great. Pure crack fic gold! Please, I hope you have more to add!

O.O Am I just imagine things, or did Sesshoumaru truly turn into Gollum here?! I LOVE it!!! Hahaha! Toga was dumbstruck, I would like to see his face in that moment :) But the best was the ending! SessMama is just invincible :D Seems that Sesshoumaru is not as special as he thought! ;)

Really nice chapters! I'm glad you decided to share them and I'm looking forward to your next update!

Haha, Kagome should take Sesshoumaru as a role model and use ramen as a weapon too! The travels would be less stressful that way ;) 

*falls from the chair* did I really just read that ... Jaken ... mate ... 234 offsprings. ..???? Hahaha, what a weird but absolutely funny idea!!! You made me laugh! Though Kagome deserves it! She is helping everyone and with Jaken she is unsure how? Nice one shot!

Oh, you went there! To my other favorite place in my fantasy world! And YES! You made me laugh! Thanks so much! I hope there will be more. Cheers!

Now I’m rolling on the floor! This is just right! I love odd and quirky, it appeals to my dark sid. Great job!

LMBO! I was giggling when she made the comment about dissection! Oh and he want to mate her! Can’t wait for more! 

Hahahahahahaha love it XD

HAHAHAHA! I enjoyed the 3 stories very well! The first story when Kagome though she was going to nurse a wounded Sesshy, but turns out it's icky green Jaken LOL! I could feel her disappointment!
The 2nd story when Sesshy used snacks to entice Inu to the dark side lmao >< The fact that he prolcaimed to be his father was as preposterous as it was ><
And lastly, young Sesshy being all bratty to own his dad's mokomoko, acting like Gollum and the ring (my preciousss). Can we say that he inadvertently caused his father's death?
u should write more crack fics, I would love to read them!

Cheers Lucy (sorry for the long rant)

Hahaha! I love crack fics, and i love this! Thanks for sharing :)

That was just Beautiful!! I cant stop laughing!!

Oh my side hurts!! Laughed so hard.

So I guess the mother would be Kagome? I think that would be an even bigger shock to Inuyasha :'D

Yeah that was funny