On housewife gossips by weirdlykagome

My child is the best!

Disclaimer: Inuyasha and its characters do not belong to me!

A/n: I came across this idea while scrolling through Tumblr. I am not  as to who posted this, but the idea made me roll over in laughter. I wanted to give this a try. 

Kagome has time travelled a many times but has never come across such a situation before. Her mom, the one who she had loved for so many years, the one who had nurtured her for so long, left no mercy in insulting her. For example, now she was speaking to Sesshomaru's mother of all people...ahhh demons! 

"Oh yes, Kagmom, he was a massive bed wetter in his time! You would never believe me if I tell you this, but the grumpy adult you see walking behind the group, cried when he wet his bed at night!" Sessmom offhandedly commented in an exasperated voice. 

Kagmom, looked all around the forest in an effort to muffle her laughs and said with an amused look in her eyes, "You would not believe me if I said this, but, Kagome made a note in the corner of her bed, 'don't visit the bathroom at night , it is a trap!"

Sessmom burst out laughing, very uncharacteristic of her noble Youkai get-up.

At the back of the group, Sesshomaru and Kagome shared an embarrassed look and continued to trudge onwards in their shared effort to finish Naraku.

Inuyasha has had enough of the two old cronies babbling about whose child is the best and hollered with a muffled shriek of anger , "Shut up you hag. We have had enough of this trip down memory lane of Sesshoumaru and Kagome's childhood, please leave us alone!" He turned towards Kagmom and pointed a finger at her, "You, return to the future ," then he turned towards the female Daiyoukai and moved his finger towards her, "and you, return back to your castle or something!"

Kagmom looked visibly hurt by Inuyasha's rude behaviour  and Sessmom felt sympathy well up inside of her for her newly acquired friend.

"When we are in this topic, why don't we talk about Inuyasha's bed-wetting habits? This, I came to learn from his mother, on my rare visits to her abode. According to her, Inuyasha used to wet his bed even as an adult! How shamefu!"

At this admission by Sessmom, the entire group fell over laughing, even Sesshomaru's mouth twisted up a fraction; while Inuyasha turned red from a mixture of anger and shock. That day he learnt something useful, never to disturb housewives while they gossip about their children. 

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