An Impromptu Sweet Tooth by DemonQueen17

An Impromptu Sweet Tooth

Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha or make money off it. Dang it!

Note: Here are my drabbles for last night's IDDN. Nope, I wasn't here for those. Anyway, hope you enjoy them.

An Impromptu Sweet Tooth

Prompt: Snicker

Shippo was absolutely furious at Inuyasha for the umpteenth time today. The hanyou had the audacity to take the last Snickers bar. It was HIS, not that baka's. And so, Shippo came up with a plan. The next time Kagome came back with goodies from her time, the kitsune would be ready.

It wasn't long before Kagome returned to the Feudal Era with her bag of goodies from her time. Of course, she brought back more Snickers bars for everyone and Inuyasha, with an evil grin, grabbed Shippo's Snickers bar. Kagome glared at the hapless hanyou and 'sat' him a few times. Hopefully, he would get the hint that Shippo deserves a Snickers bar like everyone else. With that, Kagome grabbed the second bar from Inuyasha's hands and gave it to the happy kitsune. While the hanyou was out cold in his makeshift crater, Shippo set to work on his bar, casting a spell he had been preparing for a while. However, he didn't take into account that Sesshomaru was within the vicinity.

Shippo knew he had to hurry and complete the spell before anyone suspected anything. Inuyasha was starting to regain unconsciousness when the kitsune completed the spell and hurried to Kagome's side with the candy bar in his hands.

Inuyasha got up from his crater, fuming over being 'sat' yet again because of that brat. He could swear that Kagome absolutely spoiled the kit with those treats of hers. With a 'keh', he unwrapped the candy bar. But before he could take a bite, Sesshomaru appeared and quickly grabbed the candy bar. Curious, he took a delicate sniff before biting into it. Sweat started to pour off Shippo's back as he watched Sesshomaru enjoy Inuyasha's bar. Inuyasha noticed this with a confused look on his face. Soon, Sesshomaru doubled over in pain, clutching his stomach and a light washed over his form as the tachi. When the light faded, Sesshomaru looked a little more feminine than he actually was. As a matter of fact, he was a LOT more feminine as the Western Lord turned into... a Western Lady. Inuyasha gawked, Miroku practically drooled at the sight and was itching to grope 'Lady' Sesshomaru while Kagome and Sango were quite envious of 'her assets'.

A growling Sesshomaru turned to the kitsune, who was slowly backing away from the rest of the group, and pounced on him, grabbing his tail. "Care to explain this, kit?"

Head bowed, Shippo started to tremble. "It-it w-was meant for I-Inu n-no baka? A practical joke? Uh heh heh."

Now, everyone knew why the kitsune was scared and backing off. Inuyasha was absolutely livid. "You stupidspoiled brat. It was meant for me, huh? Well, let's hope my dear SISTER teaches you a lesson you'll never forget.Sesshomaru, he's all yours."

"WAIT!"

Everyone turned to see Miroku approach Sesshomaru. The tachi could only shake their heads at the lecherous monk. "I cannot help but notice your true beauty. But I must ask you this...would you do me the honor of bearing my children?"

With a lump-forming punch to the now unconscious monk's head, a fuming Sesshomaru carried Shippo to a clearing to teach him a much-needed lesson he'll never forget. 'Don't worry, Inuyasha. This Sesshomaru hasn't forgotten that snide comment. You'll get your lesson soon. Count on it.'

Prompt: Hunger

What was going on with Sesshomaru as of late? Kagome only wanted some alone time, but in the palace, she knew it wouldn't happen. Every day, her mate would hound her and it drove her crazy. "Can't a lady get some privacy around here? Go bother someone else. Are you hungry? Bored? Then find something to eat or something else to do besides bother me."

Sesshomaru wrapped an arm around her waist. "You won't have the alone time you so desparately want for I'm feeling a different kind of hunger."

"Eep!"

Prompt: Peanut

Naraku watched the debacle from Kanna's mirror and couldn't help but laugh. Sesshomaru being turned into a female by the kitsune just made his day. He knew he had to make an appearance, even if it was to irritate the Western Lord turned Lady. "I believe now would be a good time to make an appearance, wouldn't you say, Kanna?"

"Yes, Naraku."

"Excellent."

"Do you need Kagura?"

"And let her have all the fun? Absolutely not. I shall travel alone." Naraku then disappeared in his trademark fog of miasma.

Meanwhile, a subdued Shippo was watching a new debacle; Sesshomaru shoving Inuyasha's face in 'her' new cleavage while the hanyou desperately tried to push himself off 'her' chest. Kagome and Sango could stare at the taiyoukai with jealousy as 'she' was better endowed than the two human females put together.

Inuyasha was absolutely livid. "What are you trying to do to me, Sesshomaru? Death by cleavage?"

"Hn, if only it were so easy, whelp. So tell me, do you like what you see?"

"It ain't funny having my 'sister's' chest shoved in my face." Inuyasha knew his half-sibling was enjoying his female form a bit too much. He couldn't wait until the spell was lifted.

"I disagree."

Everyone turned to find Naraku standing before them. Inuyasha growled as he drew out Tetsusaiga. "What do you want, bastard?"

The spider hanyou blatantly ignored Inuyasha and sauntered towards the Western 'Lady'. "My, my, who would have thought that the great Sesshomaru would make a rather beautiful female? And to think, I wanted to absorb you into my body at one point."

Sesshomaru was not liking where this was going as Naraku moved faster than before and held 'her' waist with his tentacles. The tachi attacked the spider hanyou but was repelled by an even more powerful barrier.

The taiyoukai was not too happy with the current situation. "Release this Sesshomaru at once, you filth."

Naraku smirked as he bent down and kissed the female on the lips. With that, he released 'her' and went about his way. "Until next time."

The rest of the tachi gawked a minute before breaking into laughter. Sesshomaru, angry and embarassed, released 'her' poison whip as well as her youki, forcing them into silence. "No laughter from the peanut gallery."

Prompt: Caramel

Sesshomaru finished putting the final touches of his caramel-glazed Bundt cake. As the party went on, he realized he had some extra caramel left. Just then, an evil idea popped into his head. He decided to keep the sweet stuff on the stove. The taiyoukai had a different use for the caramel after all the guests left. He couldn't wait to use when he and his mate both turned in for the night.

Prompt: Brown

Sesshomaru cursed the brown stuff called chocolate. When was the spell going to be lifted? 'She' should have never taken that chocolate bar from Inuyasha. 'She' also should sensed the kitsune magic surrounding the bar before eating it. The taiyoukai sighed as 'she' glared at the cause of all this. Shippo sat there squirming and swallowed the growing lump in his throat as he looked meekly at Sesshomaru.

The Western 'Lady' growled at the kitsune. "You, kit, how long until the spell is lifted?"

"Um, it's supposed to last until the morning."

Sesshomaru growled again at this. Inuyasha heard it and smirked. "Now, it is unbecoming of a lady such as yourself to growl, big SISTER."

"Be silent."

"Oh no, I can finally get my kicks in for all the crap you put me through all those years. I get to have my fun with you until morning."

Sesshomaru glared at the hanyou, agreeing with him for once. He couldn't wait until morning. Only then, would he get some form of revenge and teach the kitsune more discipline as was his right as the true Alpha of this pack.

Prompt: Chocolate

Kikyo watched from afar as her reincarnation sat and ate a most interesting substance. Is this what her life was like? It had been over fifty years since she felt some kind of joy. That night, she turned and left. The next day, one of her shindamachuu brought her the most peculiar thing. It was the substance, what Kagome called chocolate. The undead miko was now curious and took the chocolate from her servants. She took a bite of it and instantly she felt something that she did when she was alive; happiness. Soon, she finished eating the chocolate and traveled to another village.

As she walked, all the jealousy she felt towards her reincarnation disappeared. In a sense, Kagome was Kikyo and vice versa, yet they were so different from each other. And so, she planned to meet with her reincarnation the next ngiht.

Kagome brought more chocolate from her time when she saw one of Kikyo's shindamachuu. She knew that she was calling for Inuyasha, but then the shindamachuu floated towards her instead. Curious, Kagome followed it and found Kikyo standing in a clearing. "You wanted to see me?"

"I was curious about something, something you brought from your time. Though the battle with Naraku draws near, I couldn't help but wonder about this 'chocolate'. It is absolutely delicious. When I ate it, I felt joy. I haven't felt it since I was really alive."

"I'm glad to hear it. You're not so bad after all. Deep down, you're just like the rest of us."

"There's one request I'd like to make."

"Sure."

"Would you mind bringing more of that chocolate next time?"

Kagome nodded as Kikyo allowed her shindmamchuu to carry her away. They were so different, yet the same all at once.

That's it. Hope you enjoyed these. Later ^_^