It Broke Outtakes by naqaashi

First Kiss

Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha. Minoru and Ayumu, however, are entirely mine. 

A/N: Right. I had promised some people that once It Broke hit 200,000 reads, I would start publishing outtakes - the behind-the-scenes scenes that almost got into the story...but were removed once my better sense prevailed. 

Unlike the main story, these will feature a variety of ratings, will all be unconnected, and will feature large amounts of insanity (much of it Minoru-induced). 

Enjoy!

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Bam.

Claw.

Smash.

“You...couldn't touch me...on your best day!”

Grey eyes sparked at the smug tone in which the words were spoken, ill temper flashing in their depths. The dainty-featured eaglet that was attached to that infuriated gaze lunged at his opponent, driving his little kneecaps into the larger child's belly.

“Ha!” he crowed, as the puppy he was sparring with curled up on the wooden floor of the dojo in a foetal position, gasping with pain.

“Not fair!” the young prince of the Western Lands wheezed, curling in tighter as a whimper of distress escaped him. Instantly, the eaglet's mouth snapped shut, and Sesshoumaru found himself squashed beneath an armful of very guilty bird.

“I'm s-sorry! I didn't mean to hurt you!” Pudgy cheeks scrunched up in an expression that, even at the tender age of a hundred and sixty-five, Seshoumaru knew was a precursor to tears.

And wailing.

And the last time Minoru had been reduced to such histrionics, he had nearly ended up deaf from the eaglet's screechy sobs.

The puppy nearly fainted at the remembered horror, but then realised that it would only result in shriller crying. Golden eyes going saucer-shaped in panic, Sesshoumaru wrapped his arms around Minoru, his chubby, claw-tipped fingers threading into the eaglet's tumbled chestnut curls and scrubbing against his scalp.

“Calm down! Calm! Calm!”

Minoru sniffled harder.

“If you cry, I'll never talk to you again!” Sesshoumaru whined, a stone's throw away from flinging his friend off and hurtling to the door in search of escape.

“Ne-never?” Minoru quavered, raising his flushed face from the puppy prince's neck, watery-eyed and wobbly-lipped.

The glare that Sesshoumaru levelled at him was thoroughly ruined by the fact that their noses were bumping together. Just as abruptly as they had started, the waterworks ceased, and childish giggles echoed through the vast gymnasium, as a now-cheery eaglet nuzzled Sesshoumaru's nose, laughing when the fluctuation in distance caused the prince's eyes to cross and uncross in a strangely humourous rhythm.

“The puppy prince is like a doll!”

“Am not!”

“Are too!”

“Am not!”

Yes, you are....see, cross-eyes, no cross-eyes! Cross-eyes, no cross-eyes!”

“Stop that!”

“Pretty puppy doll!”

“Pretty?”

Laughing, Minoru pinched his companion's blushing cheeks till he yelped in pain. “Very pretty!”

Sesshoumaru smiled, irritation forgotten, and leaned forward to say his thanks...and mis-aimed.

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“And that, my dear Kagome, is how our precious Sesshoumaru got his first kiss!” Minoru finished with a broad grin and a flirtacious shake of his curls, effectively sending the teenager into a flutter of boy's love fantasies, and Sesshoumaru into a sudden desire to commit murder.

But, the taiyoukai thought with a huff, I wonder if his lips are still as soft as they were...

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Ahhhh, baby-poochie luffles!  What do you guys think of this idea? There'll be a new outtake every 20 or so chappies of Broke...or sooner, depending on how I feel. Review?