GMDDN Prompts by Namida
Chubby Conquistador
A/N: I do NOT own any of the Characters in Inuyasha. Only thing I own is Mina, she is a character from my own mind that haunts my writing >.< hehe enjoy!
Beta-ed by the wonderful BelovedStranger thank you sooo much for your help ^_^
P1: Chubby Conquistador
“Double dipped anal bead wearing sea cucumber.”
“Flea infested cum dumpster.”
“Scraggly eye browed whale twat.”
“Chubby chasing conquistador!!”
“What the FUCK Kagome?! Where the hell did that come from?”
A young man with silver hair and dog ears glared at his best friend as he thought to come up with a better comeback. Not being able to find any he stared at his friend, her grin growing bigger, making her blue eyes sparkle with mischief.
“Inuyasha…can you and your…friends, please, just stop; this isn’t helping my headache.”
A young woman with dark green hair looked over and glared. Her odd silver eyes narrowed a bit more.
“What else was there to do?"
She sighed. Trying to ignore the smug grin on his best friends face, Inuyasha looked at the green haired beauty and signed.
“Mina, no one told you to come and watch. I warned you it would get crazy fast.”
Kagome stood up doing her version of a victory dance when a man with long silver hair and a Persian blue crescent adorning his forehead came into the room. The dog eared man turned to his girlfriend.
“Come on, let’s go lie down; these two are worse.”
Smirking at his younger brother Sesshomaru eyed his odd ball girlfriend.
“Really Kagome, ‘chubby chasing conquistador’ is what you beat him with?”
Stopping mid-dance, turning to face her boyfriend of five years, she grinned.
“Well your father once told me I had an excellent imagination and much enhanced vocabulary. I thought I would put it to use.”
A disbelieving look crossed Sesshomaru’s features before just shaking his head.
“And you thought using it in an insulting match with my brother was the best usage of both?”
Grin spreading even wider she stood close to Sesshomaru, chest to chest, and placing a teasing kiss on his lips.
“But Sess, you love all the things I can do with my mouth.”