The Adventures of Captain Fluffy by Dandie

Captain Fluffy

 He stood majestically on top of the building... Watching civilians go about their day. He was the reason for calmness of the day. He captured and defeated the bad guys of the town and made this place safe. Yellow eyes surveyed the dark alleys all of the place... It seemed like bad guys really liked to catch people unaware there. And for some reason people still thought it was safe to walk there alone. Ha. Pesky humans. But it was his duty to make sure that they stayed safe, even against themselves.

Sesshoumaru went to swing around in a manly style, as befitting any super hero... But instead of looking cool, he swallowed some of his own hair. -cough- -hack- -gag-

“Maybe it is time to hack off that unstylish fluff, Oh dear Captain Fluffy.” Rin appeared next to him... as she was a side kick in training, she had not received her hero name yet.

“It is not unstylish you little imp, the ladies happen to go crazy over my hair.” He grinned at her, imagining his sharp teeth shining like the did in the movies when the hero smiled

“Hmph.”

“Look at this wonderful city that I helped create. Look how quiet and saf--”

“Help!” A woman screamed. “He stole my purse!” Rin looked over at Sesshouamru and rained an eyebrow.

“Shut up.” He grumbled. He took off at a run and flew off the building.

There was a woman in the ally, she was hunched over and sobbing... But he did not see anyone running away with a purse.

“Ma'am? Are you alright? I did not see anyone running with a purse...”

I low deep laugh started to reverberate through the ally.

“Oh, you are a fool my dear. Always running toward anyone in trouble no matter who it might be.”

-Dramatic gasp-

“The dog catcher!” Sesshoumaru exclaimed.

Kagome spun around and let out a wonderfully rich laugh. Her deep red suit shimmered in the low light

“Oh Captain Fluffy, we meet again. No need to be afraid... just yet. I wanted to see you, we haven't tussled in so long, I thought you had forgotten about me.”

Sesshoumaru snarled a lip at her.

“Why would I want to see you, you vile vile creature? You catch my kind and they are never heard from again!” He took a step toward her. She just laughed and took a step toward him as well. And then another. She stroked a finger down the side of his face.

“You are so very handsome, did you know that? For a dog anyway. But that will have to wait until later. I came to tell you that your brother has been 'puppy napped.' Though he might be considered an adult by other standards. There is someone here, or something, snatching up anyone and anything that might be a half breed.”

“You mean like you? Is this a trick? You are just trying to capture me for your evil schemes! I will not stand for it.” Kagome laughed again. Then swiped Sesshoumaru's legs out from under him. He hit the ground with an OOMPH.

“Then sit if you must. But I am not kidding about this. Something is here, and it is smelling up this town something fierce. I thought wet dog smell was bad... Well... Not compared to this.” Sesshoumaru stood up and rubbed his bum.

“What the heck was that for?” He glared daggers at her. And without warning he lunged at her, taking her to the ground.

“Oh ho ho, ready for more big boy?” Kagome kissed Sesshoumaru's cheek. He gasped in outrage. She spun herself so she was on top of him.

“Oh Sesshy, you sure show a girl a good time,” He tried to push her off and she chuckled, swatting his hands away. He snarled at her, baring his long canines as a threat. She pushed his hands to the ground and leaned forward.

“Oh sweetie,” she whispered by his ear, “Don't make me get my dog catcher net.” She laughed again and stood, flipping her way to the stairs on the wall.

“Well this has just been riveting, until next time my love,” She blew a kiss his way and shimmied her way up the wall.”

Sesshoumaru stood and brushed himself off. That woman would need to be dealt with sooner or later! Humph. Get the dog net his arse, she would never be able to get him! The good guys always win... At least in the movies they did.

He snorted. But if she was right and there was another threat in the city... He would have to deal with it. Something that scared Kagome enough that she would warn him was worth looking into.

Gathering his pride, Sesshoumaru puffed his chest and walked out of the ally as if nothing went wrong... Little kids chuckled as he walked by... What he had failed to do was wipe of the huge brown stain now marring his butt.