Clumsy Flirtations by china

Tataru's response to "Things Kagome would never say."

Never posted anything on Dokuga before. Figured I might as well try it out.

Tataru’s reply on the forum of Things Kagome would never say. In response to Missy’s challenge

“I’m only flirting with Naraku to lull him into a false sense of security.”

The battle raged and brutal attacks came from all side.

Miroku and Sango were already down and Inuyasha was on his last legs. But they didn’t go down without a fight. Naraku’s crew had been taken down as well.

The only three who were still going strong were Sesshomaru and Kagome.

Looking around at the carnage Kagome decides that the time has come to put her plan in action.

Throwing down her weapon, Kagome stares at Naraku. She smiles at him sweetly.

“What are you up to girl?” Naraku glares at her.

Kagome giggled and made eyes at the tall dark haired man before her. She twirled a lock of hair around her finger flirtatiously. “Nothing important.”

“What the hell are you doing?!” Inuyasha yells at her, panting slightly. “Need I remind you that he is the ENEMY?!”

Kagome just ignored him in favor of winking at the ‘enemy’ in front of her. Naraku, the biggest bad guy around.

And she was making a move on him.

And during their “battle royal” of all times.

Kagome giggles once more and moves closer to Naraku, adding a little hip sashay to her walk. “You know, I’ve always found bad boys very attractive.”  With his eyes focusing on her hips, he didn’t notice the attack on his person until it was too late. A stinging pain slammed across his back.

“Bullseye! Nice shot Sesshou.” Kagome called as Naraku was hit with a paint ball.

“hn.” He nods

“You tricked me!” Naraku calls taking off his paintball mask.

The members of Sesshomaru’s team laugh. Sango and Miroku sat up and went to stand behind Kagome. “Was that your plan Kagome?”

“Yeah! I knew he would fall for it!”

Nraku just glares at the group. Digging his wallet out of his pocket he hands Sesshomaru twenty bucks.

The rest of his team stands and grumbles, handing him twenty bucks each.

Naraku, being the asshole he was, gloated that his gang was the best of the best at paint ball. Inuyasha, being the hothead he was, disagreed and the battle began.

Losing team had to pay twenty dollars per person to the winners.

Sesshomaru stood next to his girlfriend as they watched Naraku’s team leave the paintball court. “Your plan was a good one.”

Kagome nodded and smiled.

“But you will never be doing that again.”

She looked up at him shocked. “Why not? I thought you said it was a good plan?”

Sesshomaru leans down and kisses her. Pulling back he says “Because you and your clumsy flirtations belong to this Sesshomaru.”