Fury
Fury: It’s a lamp! If I rub it, will I get three wishes?
*Rubs lamp enthusiastically*
POOF!!! (Large blue cloud, theatrical music, flashing lights…)
Genie: I am the Genie of the Lamp! (Thunderous, powerful voice…)
Fury: Do I get three wishes?
Genie: Make them quick, I was right in the middle of something.
Fury: Okay!
1. I wish Sesshou to be madly, deeply in love with me
2. I wish to own InuYasha. Everything…Manga, movies, anime…everything.
3. I wish for world peace!
Genie: …
Fury: Nothings happening.
Genie: I’m a genie lady, not a miracle worker. Sheesh. I gotta get back to Jeannie, rub me again when ya got something I can give ya.
Fury: What a rip off. Stupid lamp.