Confused Love by kiagome
The Plan
The sun has just risen and those two are fighting already. Do they ever take a break?" Miroku asked incuriously.
"Probably not. Speaking of breaking...Miroku???"
"Yes, Sango?"
"If you do not remove your hand from my butt, I will break every single bone in your lecherous body TWICE. Do I make myself clear Miroku?!?"
"Y-yes, S-S-Sango," stuttered Miroku.
"Then why is your hand...STILL THERE?" screeched Sango annoyed, hitting Miroku on his head with her fist. "I guess I really shouldn't have hit him so hard, but... he deserved it."
"I agree, Sango!" remarked Shippou, looking down on the unconscious monk. "How he is a monk? I have no idea. If he is not groping women or asking them to bear his son, he's making up stories of possessed villages in order to stay there. Sango and Shippou sighed. What a waste."
"I HATE YOU!" Screamed Inuyasha
"I HATE YOU, TOO!" Kagome said with her hand on her hip.
"Then stop following me, you reincarnation. There was a puase. GO AWAY. Then there was anouther puase* SIT!!!!!!"
"Ow! FRIKKIN' BITCH!"
"They must be getting closer. The yelling seems to be getting louder," remarked a now conscious Miroku, rubbing the giant bump on the back of his head.
"Yes. I wonder what Inuyasha did this time." Wondered Sango. "Kagome only acts like this when she's really, REALLY mad at him." announced Shippou. "I bet Inuyasha was looking for Kagome and found her bathing." batted Sango. "I almost feel sorry for him. Almost, but not quite."Shippou said. "I wonder how far that last "sit' landed him." Wondered Miroku. "It was probably REALLY far." Sango remarked. "I hope it got him six feet under. I'm not sure what that means, but I heard Kagome say it when she hopes someone is dead," Shippou said, grinning menacingly.
"Shippou! That's not a very nice thing to say," admonished Sango. 'Even though it would be nice at times." Sango looked up to the sky dreamly.
Just then, Kagome came out of the forest looking REALLY mad with tear tracks cutting through some dirt tracks revealing skin red from extreme anger on her cheeks.
"Kagome. What's the matter?" Sango asks as she runs over to try to comfort her best friend.
"Kagome. Are you alright?" Asked Miroku worried.
"Meow?" mewed Kirara sayingwhats wrong in cat lango.
"Kagome. What did that jerk pod do to you? If he hurt you in ANY way, I'll claw out his eyes and make him eat them," Shippou growled menacingly, eyes flashing and teeth bared. (Such language for one so small. Especially when he hides from danger. lol! Still, he is protective of Kagome.) "How dare Inuyasha hurt MY step-mama. He will regret it if he did." Warned Shippou.
"I'm fine, you guys. Really. I'm just... a little tired. I'll probably be better tomorrow," Kagome assured them with a really big, really fake, cheerful smile plastered on her tear stained face.
At that moment, Inuyasha came out of the forest, full of grass and dirt stains, closely followed by Kikyou and her soul collectors.
"What is your problem, wench?" asked Inuyasha with loud growl.
"Sango?" Kagome said, with a cold, evil stare.
"Yes, Kagome?" Replied Sango inocently.
"I forgot my bath things here when I went to the hot springs. Would you like to come take a bath with me?" she asked, her fake smile not movin' an inch.
"Sure. Kirara, you stay here with Shippou and make sure that Miroku and Inuyasha don't follow us. I'm more worried about Miroku than Inuyasha, considering that Kikyou's here, but keep an eye on all of them, okay?" asked Sango.
"Meow!" mewed Kirara happily.
"Okay. I'll stay here, but hurry back soon," Shippou said. He then climbed onto Kagome's shoulder and whispered, "SThat ugly Kikyou girl makes my fur stand on end."
"Thank you, Shippou and Kirara. Miroku, start making breakfast for everyone and we should be back by the time it is done," Kagome said. "I think that's it. Let's go, Sango."
"Yes. I cannot wait to get out of here," muttered Sango, bending over to retrieve her and Kagome's bath things. "That corpse is really creepy." Sango whispered quietly.
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"Okay. Now what's really wrong?" Sango inquired while stepping into the curtain of steam, surrounding the hot springs.
"Nothing... much" Replied Kagome
"Don't lie. You can tell me, unless you don't trust me." Sango said trying to make Kagome spill the info.
"Fine. This morning, when I was walking to the hot springs, Kikyou tried to take my soul, again. Inuyasha came and she acted all innocent. Inuyasha believed her and called me a "damn liar'. When I got to the hot springs, I realized I forgot my bathing stuff, so I started to head back to camp to get them and see if you were awake and wanted to come too. On my way back, I saw Inuyasha and Kikyou kissing. Kikyou saw me and put a frikkin' spell on me so that Inuyasha wouldn't sense me at all. Then he told her that I was nothing but a lame reincarnation of her and that he would always love and protect her and do anything for her. She told him that tonight, while we are all sleeping, to kill me so that she can have the rest of her soul back. Then she went to go collect some souls and he took off with her. The spell on me broke and I started to walk back. That's when Inuyasha caught up to me and pretended nothing happened,ay all," Kagome continued in a shaky crying'ish voice, "He thought I must have been having a mood swing because I was crying. The rest you guys probably heard..."
" I can't believe that homo-sexual. When we get back, I'm going to use as target practice and let Kirara gnaw on his bones. Then, I'm going to kill the soul stealing demons and let Kikyou die from soul deprivation."
Kagome giggled "I have a better idea." announced Kagome evilishly.
"What is it?" Sango asked interested.
"Well..." Kagome began.
As the two friends devised a plan, they didn't realize an unwanted visitor was eavesdropping.
A mile away, Sesshoumaru, Lord of the Western Lands, heard the plan two of the traveling companions of Inuyasha's were making with GREAT interest. He quickly devised a plan from THEIR plan to get the Tetsuiga.
~~~~~~~~~~~End of Chapter 1~~~~~~~~~~~~~~