For the Love of Chocolate Milk Shakes by Nicole Serena Jones

The Plot Begins

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"Wench!! What was that for!?" said Inuyasha from his two foot whole. Kagome didn't answer him however, and walked away, mad at Inuyasha, as usual. 'I just get back and right away he's got to be so inconsiderate! As soon as he sees me I have to hurry up and get "wolf boy's" shards! Not even a "hi" or "how was your trip" like any normal person!' Inuyasha didn't notice Kagome mumbling to herself and didn't realize his mistake.

"Oi, wench, listen to me!"

"I will NOT leave to get Kouga's shards!"

"But-"

"SIT!!!!"

Kagome walked faster away from the hole that was Inuyasha in a huff. 'Why can't he be a little more understanding? He does this every time I come back and I always "sit" him! I know he loves Kikyou but he could be a little kinder.'

Kagome watches as a fast orange ball runs through the forest towards her and holds her arms out to catch the energetic mound as it barrels into her.

"Kagome!"

"Shippou! How are you?"

"I missed you Kagome! Inuyasha was mean while you were gone, grumbling about the shards."

"When isn't he? But don't worry, I just put him in a six foot hole."

"You mean you sat him good!?"

"yeah, I "sat" him good."

Kagome and Shippou stood in silence for a while just being calmed by the serene scenery . . . until

"Kagome-sama!"

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"Pervert!"

"Hentai!"

"Lecherous Monk!"

Kagome, Shippou, and Sango stand around a now grounded Miroku.

"How ya doin' Kagome?"

"Good Sango, you?"

"As well as one can."

"That's good."

Kagome and Sango leave with Shippou on Kagome's shoulder while Inuyasha sits in his six foot hole and Miroku roles in pain with about thirty bumps and bruises.

~ at Kaede's hut ~

Kaede walks around her hut casualy noticing the tension between the five people sitting in her house. She decides to break it by asking a question.

"So what are you planning with the shards next, Inuyasha?

"I'm not sure but I think we should go after wolf boy's shards next." Kaede nods her head in acknowledgment.

"Kagome, what about you?"

"I don't care Kaede ba ba."

"Any other coments or concerns?"

Sango raises her head from her hand and slowly says "No Kaede."

There is more silence amongst the group for a few minutes but it is shockingly shattered by the intrusion of a small little being with a not so small voice.

"INUYASHA-SAMA!"

Quickly, Inuyasha slaps himself and something small can be seen fluttering from Inuyasha's face to his outstretched hand. Kagome gets over her initial shock quickly and states the obvious.

"Myouga ji-san!"

"Ah, Kagome-sama, it's nice to see you!"

"What do you want old flea!?" Inuyasha states boredly

"Inuyasha-sama! I came only to tell you of the information you requested!"

Kagome looked confused for a moment before asking "What information did Inuyasha request?"

Myouga looked utterly happy that someone had inquired about what he was sent to do without squashing it out of him and eagerly said,

"Ahhhhhhhh, that information would be how to kill Sesshoumaru!"