A Lesson to Be Learned... by RisuBento

Boo-hoo...

It was a bright sunny day when Kagome climbed from the well. Quickly lugging the ginormous backpack onto her back she sighed and began to head towards Kaede's hut.

Just as she was passing by the Goshinboku, she heard a strange noise. Dropping the backpack onto the ground, successfully creating a crater from its weight, she crouched behind a bush and felt tears blur her vision.

Inuyasha and Kikyou were standing...er...kneeling on all fours and were...yeah.

'Inuyasha! I hate you! How could you! Why can't you fuck me like that!?' (A/N: XD)

Standing up she turned and was starting to run away when she tripped over her walrus of a backpack. She was suddenly encased into a warm embrace. Looking up she suddenly became as horny as hell. Sesshoumaru's warmth filled eyes looked down at her with such love and enamor that she pulled him down into a violent and slobbery kiss.

When they pulled back they were breathing hot stinky breath into one another's faces...

"You had ramen for lunch didn't you?" Sesshoumaru smirked.

"Yep! And you had raw meat! Such a turn on!" Kagome guffawed.

"I love you. Let's fuck." Sesshoumaru said, pulling her to him.

"Okay!" Kagome giggled, and cackled when she was pushed to the ground.

Their clothes suddenly disappeared and Sesshoumaru was gently nudging her entrance with his manhood. (A/N: I hate that word...'member' too...)

"I love you my precious dirty little human but I will have to hurt you..."

"JUST DO IT! I NEED YOU!" Kagome yelled.

Sesshoumaru slammed into her and she let out a bloodcurdling scream.

"Don't worry, even though you're a virgin...(not anymore Sess...) I will bring you pleasure you have never experienced before." Sesshoumaru said, slobbering down her neck.

"Ew...you're drooling on me..." Kagome grimaced.

After their quick rut...

"That was amazing..." Kagome sighed. Suddenly she shot to her feet and ran to the bushes--puking her brains out.

"Are you okay, mate?" Sesshoumaru asked softly (A/N: GACK!) touching her shoulder.

"Sesshoumaru! I'm pregnant!"

"I...am...a father! I LOVE YOU!" Sesshoumaru yelled, jumping for joy.

However many months later...

"Sesshoumaru, jr! Kagome, jr.! Time for dinner!" Kagome yelled from the humongous castle, as she stood watching the two little deformed children trample over Jaken out in the meadow.

Strong arms wrapped around her from behind and a tongue began slobbering on her neck...

"I love you..." She whispered, turning to look at her mate.

"I love you too. Let's fuck." Sesshoumaru said, throwing her onto the bed.

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Okay...