Condom? by Midnight Raven

Condom

comic called Condon? So please, I take no credit in

the story. I just found it entry funny and thought

it would sound wonderful. Yume is an incredible

artist and I just wanted this artist's art in story

form, but I think you may find the comic a bit

funnier. Also, some things may be added/ taken out/

changed to make it funnier and longer. Also, this

was not published without Youkai Yume's approval.

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Picking her back pack from the ground, Higurashi

Kagome slung it over her shoulder, grunting under

the added weight. Damn Inuyasha and his ramen, she

cursed silently. Walking to the village, she noticed

something fall from her pocket. A funny expression

crossed her face.

Opening the package she smiled slightly when her

friend's pictures popped up from the package, a

card, she realized. Kagome had forgotten it was her

birthday, of course that had been what her mother

had tried to tell her, but of course, in her rush,

she just brushed them off.

Voices came from the card, "Happy birthday Kagome!"

Holding the card back, Kagome suspected the entire

class had been in on the card. Making a mental note

to hug her friends and thank the class, she listened

to the rest of the card.

"Ok ok quite now," she heard Eri say. Kagome could

just see the smile on her face as she took control

of the class.

"Kagome, we, the entire class, knew it was your

eighteenth birthday, you're practically an adult

now! Your girls wanted to do something special up

for you, the boys have no clue what it is." Groans

came from the background, some more masculine than

others and Kagome could see Eri wink at the boys

mischievously. Somehow, this reminded her of the day

Yuka had brought a tampon to school.

"Shut up guys, anyway Kagome, we girls knew you have

three guys," Kagome groaned, "after you and we

wanted to ahem buy something extra special for you."

"Yep!" Every girl in the class was heard this time,

Eri above everyone else's. "So, at twelve tonight, I

want you to look in your backpack. And we mean it,

twelve, or else! Remember this is just between us

girls as a joke! Just like the tampon!"

"So, HAPPY BIRTHDAY KAGS!" This time the entire

class and then it cut off. Kagome flipped the card

over, amazed such a thing could hold all that. Then

again, technology was an incredible thing.

Wondering what the surprise was, Kagome came to the

conclusion that it couldn't be anything good.

Especially if Eri brought up the tampon and Yuka not

protesting. Something seemed fishy. What could the

girls only come up with that didn't include the

guys? Shrugging Kagome set her watch to twelve that

night, before forgetting, faithful to her friends

till the end.

Continuing her way to camp, she ignored Inuyasha's

yells, and only told him, "Thanks, remind me to

scream on your birthday." This shut him up and

Kagome smiled before giving him a playful hug, "I'm

kidding."

Later that night...

BEEP! BEEP!

Groggily, Kagome sat up and shut off her watch.

Suddenly the gift her friends had given her

something Kagome was fully aware of the dangers this

could cause, especially if it smelled different and

if it included anything perverted. Miroku becoming

anymore perverted wasn't safe, especially for her

and Sango.

Getting up, she slipped on her uniform and left the

area, sure that none in her group would follow let

alone know. Reaching into her backpack, she pulled

open something that made her blush prettily. They,

they, they didn't!

Closing her eyes she dropped the package. Hoping

with all her might her friends and the other girls

in her class didn't do what she thought they had

done. Opening her eyes Kagome caught the claw

picking up the package. Gulping, Kagome closed her

eyes and prayed that he wasn't there and

sniffing the package.

Once again opening her eyes Kagome gasped as

Sesshoumaru took a rather deep sniff of it. "What is

this peculiar object?" He asked, giving it another

sniff, almost as if for good measures.

"NOOOO! Give that back. My friend's gave it to me as

a birthday joke!" Kagome cried reaching for the

package frantically. The demon held it above her,

looking down at her stoically.

"You won't get this until this Sesshoumaru knows

what it is." Kagome blushed as her mind screamed,

it's a condom you twit!

Of course he wouldn't know that, it being from her

time and all. Motioning for the demon to come closer

Kagome whispered in his ear, hoping he would get the

point and hand it to her quietly and leave just the

same.

For a second he stood quiet until her began

speaking, "So this is a....?"

Nod. Blush.

"And it allows you to....?"

Blush....nod.

Suddenly an evil glint came to Sesshoumaru's eyes

and he laughed almost maliciously. Gulping Kagome

screamed as he pounced.

"WTF?!"

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Hope you enjoyed this as much as I did ^^. It was

fun writing. But it never would have been if Youkai

Yume hadn't been so brilliant so give Youkai Yume

all credit. Not very long but it was hard, since it

was a relatively short comic, funny, but short.

Still I had fun, being creatively crazy is what I

do!

Rate if you like review if you have comments.

Also to get to the place to view this wonderful comment scrolll to the bottom, and click Doushinji an it'll take you to a place with Youkia Yume's things, click Condom? And you'll see the comic or just go to this URL [http://kagsess.eternal-adoration.net/doushinji/youkaiyume/condom.html].

Ok now I'm done.