Before He Cheats by Aphera

Before He Cheats

"Inuyasha is here," The Club's number one bartender said into the phone while pouring Coke and Rum.

"He'll get his today, Jak. Don't you worry," A females voice could be heard before the tone saying "If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again..." came on.

Jakotsu hung up the phone with a smirk and kept his eyes on Inuyasha and his whore.

~*~Right now he's probably slow dancing with a bleach blonde tramp,

and she's probably getting frisky...~*~

"I like what you did to your hair, Kikyou," Inuyasha whispered in her ear as they slowly danced in The Club.

The beach blonde in his arms smiled up at him, before pulling him closing and nibbling softly on his ear. His hands slid down to her hips as he pulled her lower half flush against his and started to pressed his lips against hers in a bruising kiss. Inuyasha's mind was to far gone to fear his girlfriend, Kagome's, wrath at the moment.

~*~Right now, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink cause she can't shoot whiskey...~*~

"One Bloody Mary, please," Kikyou said to the bartender and started to take out her money.

"That's alright, Kik, I've got it," Inuyasha smiled softly at her before pulling out a ten and giving it to the bartender, "Keep the change."

The bartender, known as Jakotsu, smiled wickedly as the couple walked away. Oh, dear Inu-chan, you are going to pay for ever hurting Kags! He thought then laughed before going back to work.

~*~Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool-stick, showing her how to shoot a combo...~*~

Kikyou set her drink down and grabbed a pool cue stick and the cube of blue chalk. When she got in her stance, Inuyasha shook his head and chuckled before standing behind her, pressing his groin against her ass and his chest to her back.

"This is how you do it, my love," he whispered in her ear, grabbing the cue stick from her.

~*~And he don't know...

That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive,

carved my name into his leather seat...

I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights,

slashed a hole in all 4 tires...

And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.~*~

A girl with long black hair and bright, sapphire eyes twirled the wooden baseball bat in her hands to survey her handy work. The headlights were smashed to pieces, the side view mirrors were gone and all the windows were shattered. Scratch marks marred the side of the beautiful red, Ford F-150 caused by the girl's key to the truck. Inuyasha's once whole, leather seats were cut up, spelling out the girls name. It spelt: K-A-G-O-M-E.

~*~Right now, she's probably up singing some white-trash version of Shania karaoke..~*~

"I'm keeping you forever and for always

I'm in your arms"

All the occupants of The Club sighed in relief as the blonde stopped her screeching and stepped off the stage. Everyone stood and clapped, not in appreciation but in gladness. She smiled and bowed, then bounced her way over to Inuyasha, sitting on his lap and kissing him fiercely.

~*~Right now, she's probably saying "I'm drunk" and he's a thinking that he's gonna get lucky...~*~

"Baby, can we go? I'm to drunk," Kikyou slurred in his ear before going back to her attack on his lips. Her body turned to where she was stradiling him and he let out a groan.

Unbeknownst to them, a black-haired angel made her way to them with the keys to a red, Ford F-150 in her hands.

~*~Right now, he's probably dabbing on 3 dollars worth of that bathroom polo...~*~

~*~And he don't know...

That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive,

carved my name into his leather seat,

I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights,

slashed a hole in all 4 tires...

And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.~*~

She stood in front of them, cold and emotionless, "Inuyasha!"

Kikyou stopped kissing him and turned to see Inuyasha's girlfriend staring at them. She was about to say something but Inuyasha spoke before her, "Kagome, it's not wha..."

"What it looks," Kagome finished for him, ice dripping from her voice, "I know Inuyasha, I know." With that she dropped the keys to his truck in the blonde's Bloody Mary.

~*~I might saved a little trouble for the next girl,

Cause the next time that he cheats...

Oh, you know it won't be on me!~*~

"Kagome, wait!" Inuyasha called after her.

"Half-breed, she no longer wants you so I suggest you go back to your whore," A voice colder than the ice Kagome's had spoke before anymore could be said.

"Shut the fuck up Sesshoumaru! You have no fucking part in this!" Inuyasha yelled at his older half-brother.

"Actually, Inuyasha, he does. Who else do you think held me and comforted me through out all the time you were off with your whore? That's right, my love, Sesshoumaru."

"Kagome, how the fuck could you do that to me? You know how much I fucking hate that asshole," the half-breed's voice was filled with hate and suppressed anger.

"They same way you could cheat on me with that bitch!" Kagome pointed an accusing finger at Kikyou.

"Come along, Kagome. They are not worth are time." The silver haired god held his clawed hand out to his black haired angel.

Placing her hand in his, Kagome smiled at Sesshoumaru, "Of course, my love."

With that, they walked away from Inuyasha and his whore, Kikyou, hoping never to see them again.

~*~Ohh... not on me...

Cause I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive,

carved my name into his leather seat...

I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights,

slashed a hole in all 4 tires...

Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.~*~

"I'm going to fucking kill you, Kagome!!!" Inuyasha yelled into the night when he saw he precious truck.

Miles away, in Sesshoumaru's four bedroom house, the cry was silence by the moans of pleasure between Sesshoumaru and Kagome.

~*~Ohh.. Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats...

Ohh... before he cheats...~*~

My first song-fic, yay! I just heard this song on the radio and fell in love with it! I think it's funny. Should've done that to my cheating ex...anyhoo, hope ya'll enjoyed it as much as I enjoyed writing it ^_^. Cookies to everyone who leaves a review!