my life story by im_madson_10

funny

Characters: kagome Higurashi-sister\\daughter, Sesshomaru Tashio-friend (amazing I know) - half-brother, Hito Tashio-father, Izayio Tashio-mother, Inuyasha-brother, Souta-brother, miktso-father,Miroku-friend,Naraku-s.o.b,Kagura-s.o.b,sango-friend,ayame-friend,inuyasha-half_brother\\friend,kouga-friend

chapter 1

Here I am in the club dancing to my favorite tune when all of a sudden Out of nowhere someone grabs my waist I thought I told you to never leave my side when I am asleep. For the punishment you will receive will be out of my hands. "I knew at once that he was talking about his beast. "Sesshou see what had happened was (big ridiculous lie coming up ya'll) one thing led to the next then they was like this and I was like what and they was like remember your brother cousin sister momma daddy great-grandma auntie uncle son and I was like yeah and then I was like ok and here I am." "They called you on your cell."

"Yea why?" Be cause it's sitting at home off"

Oh, shit!!!!! Busted damn that demon.

Kagome, koi if you want don't want me to ravish you right here and now, then I suggest you start acting like the good little bitch I expect you to be' "well Sesshomaru we have a problem then because I will never be a 'good little bitch' as you have so kindly put it because I am no-ones bitch let alone yours.

This bitch must be trippin' I think its time she learns who the dominate one is

You know what I think you're absolutely right ...for once

Hey how was I supposed to know that when she said that she was gonna make us burn that she meant the clap...gee one STD and the guy goes celibate for a year one whole year.

Next thing I knew Sesshomaru eyes were blood red and I was being dragged out of the club I was in ...........

Holds up hold up hold up aren't we getting a little to ahead of ourselves. So let's rewind a bit .......... Okay let's rewind a lot of bit.

So here I am kagome Higurashi looking at my father, Miktso Higurashi owner of the esteemed Higurashi lawyer & CO.

Past conversation a couple weeks ago

"Kagome you know when I pass on that I want you to be safe and secure" "I know daddy and I wouldn't have it any other way either" "well since you said that I have a question to ask you"

"Yes dad" "well would you mind if I find a way to keep you safe when I'm long and gone"

"Of course I wouldn't mind dad" I giggled. He looked at me in a skeptical manner and said "I'm glad."

2 weeks later

"Yo dad I'm here what was it you wanted....." I stopped because there sitting in my family's living room there sitting in MY CHAIR was that bastard of demon Sesshomaru Tashio .bad blood between how you'd guess. You see what had happened was

FLASHBACK

2 years ago

"Mmm Sesshou that feels too good"

"And you taste too good"

I can't believe it I'm about to lose my v-card to him. The person who I've had a major crush on for I don't know how long"

It was dark and the only thing I could see was his eyes. Those beautiful golden eyes 'kagome' my name on his delicious lips almost made me come right then and there. 'Sesshoumaru I'm ready this time' 'that's good to know' he then started to unbuttoned my white blouse and to take off my bra. And let me tell you his mouth is heaven. But then something started to happen when I felt his fingers started to pull my panties down I started to guilt trip like what would my father do when he found out about this. Because I had promised him that, I would save myself for the man I married. So I started to panic and Sesshou tried to call me down God how he tried. I mean saying soothing words growling like a little puppy but nothing worked. 'I'm SORRY Sesshomaru I would have never come this far if I knew if it was going to be like this'

Then he started laughing a crazy kind of laugh you know tat laugh when your- really- mad- at- somebody –and- your –bout- to- kick- their- ass king of laugh. You know what that son of a b.i. said (and I mean this in an insulting way and literally) 'that's ok because know I know what kind of person you really are ''what kind of person is that if you don't mind me asking' a tease CAN YOU BELIVE THAT THAT MN-FER CALLED ME A TEASE WHEN HE'S THE ONE PREENING IN THE MIRROR FOR 1-2 HOURS ON HIS HAIR JUST TO GO TO SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!! However, regardless to say I was still hurt that someone I considered to be close to me said that about me.

END FLASHBACK

SO Imagine my surprise when he's right there in the living room looking at me at what I could call mild interest in those cold golden depths that he calls eyes hmph jackass.

'Father Lord Tashio jackass how are you this fine after noon'

'Kagome' my father said lord Tashio was just laughing 'Oh yes this will prove to be quite interesting indeed' he said

'What are you talking about' I asked curiosity getting the best of me.

'Well kagome remember that conversation I had with you a couple of weeks ago'

'Yeaaaaaaaa' weary of what my father had to say to me.

Well I found you a guardian and much more' 'who lord Tashio '

'Close but no actually his son ''Inuyasha' '

Kagome quit playing around' 'no not jackass' yes jackass'

'Hey what do you mean by and much more'

'What I mean was that I found you a mate to'

'Aha aha hahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa woooooooooooooo good one good one you almost had me for a sec. well I'll be on my way' and I left them peeps is crazy

End chap 1