The Seven Deadly Sins by JosieKnox

Chapter 01 ~ Three Down Four To Go

Okay since I didn't have anything to do at work since I can't work on the story I want to I've made this. It's actually a series of shorts that when all chapters (there is only three) are combined it will be a one shot. So it's SHORT, it's meant to be that way. I really don't count one shots as a part of my scheduled writing so I don't mind throwing them in every now and again. So don't think that this will take away from my other stories, this is only going to be three short chapters. Oh and don't worry even though Sess, isn't in this chapter it is a Kag/Sess fic.

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Gluttony, Greed, Sloth, Pride, Envy, Wrath, & Lust it's you're one way ticket to Hell. How will the Inu gang deal with the Seven Deadly Sins?

Kagome sat before the campfire waiting for the water to boil. It had been a hard day; after taking on three of Naraku's demon puppets; and then having to a bear yoaki that had a jewel shard she was exhausted. Her body ached and her clothes were soiled, she wanted nothing more than to crawl into a spring and relax her tired body. However she could do no such thing; it was time to set up camp for the night and Inuyasha was hungry and demanding his ramen. She had made a special dinner for them once again; but after remembering the last time when Inuyasha still wanted his ramen; she decided to forgo the argument; and have the ramen ready for him. As she pulled out the containers with the rest of the food for everyone the water came to boil. She poured it over the bowls of dehydrated noodles and waited for them to soften up.

"Guys, everything's ready, come on over and eat," she called out to her friends Sango, Miroku, Shippo, and Inuyasha. Soon she was joined by all her friends and she watched as Inuyasha wolfed down every bowl of ramen there was before anyone else could even get half way through their first serving. He threw each of the empty Styrofoam bowls behind him; and as Kagome was taking a bite of rice she saw him eyeing the egg rolls and the omelet. She watches as Inuyasha practically man handled everyone around him grabbing rice balls, pieces of the ever so carefully repaired omelet, fish, and then the egg rolls. It was revolting; stuffing his face with this and that.

"Inuyasha slow down and leave some for everyone else," Kagome chastised.

"I'm starved Kagome, if they want more they should move faster." He complained piling more food in his mouth, she was pretty sure she saw a few pieces of rice shot by her head as he spoke; she scrunched her nose and looked away. She then watched as Shippo took the last egg roll in hand. Just as he lifted it to his mouth it vanished; and she looked in shame as her hanyo friend popped the whole egg roll in his mouth keeping his hand there as he chewed to stop any of the precious food from leaving him.

"Hey, that was mine!" Little Shippo yelled at him outraged.

"You didn't eat it fast enough," Inuyasha explained with his mouth still full of the stolen egg roll.

"Kagome said it before and I'll say it again, you greedy glutton!" The little fox continued to yell at Inuyasha.

"Here you go Shippo, it's not an egg roll, but there's nothing left," Kagome said handing him a rice ball. She saw as Inuyasha's eyes move to the rice ball, he licked his lips and his mouth salivated with the thought of that last rice ball. "Don't even think about it!" Kagome yelled at him. "I'll S-I-T you so hard you won't move for a week!" Inuyasha's ears flattened to his head, and he crossed his arms in disappointment, and sat against a tree with a huff.

"Thank you for the delicious dinner Kagome; it was a rare treat," Miroku said. Soon Sango and Shippo expressed similar appreciation.

Then Inuyasha saw all of Kagome's water bottles sitting on the ground to her left. One by one he drank everyone one of them down. They all looked at him in shock. "What I was thirsty?"

"Aren't you at least going to say anything?" Sango asked. With that Inuyasha let out a ground rumbling belch; they all scoffed at his rudeness.

"That feels better," Inuyasha said rubbing his stomach.

They cleaned up the trash from dinner never one to let their litter dirty the beautiful landscape around them. Inuyasha of course sat up on a branch in a tree, and did nothing. Dusk was setting in and kagoem knew there was a river nearby.

"Inuyasha come down and help me refill the water bottles; you are the one that drank them all."

"Aww, come on. I don't wanna; my stomach don't feel so good."

"I wonder why, it's your own fault; now come help me, get you're lazy butt down here!"

"I don't wanna woman, now leave me be!"

"Inuyasha," Kagome said all to sweetly.

"No, I." Too late.

"Sit!" His body plummeted to the earth, a nice human shaped crater in his wake.