When Dinky Playmates Turn Kinky Bedmates -- Part One: Freshman Year --- by Sweet and Sour Suki

Chapter 1 --- Pleasent Dreams of Hide N' Go Sneak

When Dinky Playmates Turn Kinky Bedmates

--- A prologue to the Bang Bang series. I advise that you read Bang, Bang parts one and two before you continue. However, you don't really have to. It might help to some people, since I'm going backwards in the story. Hell, they're a good read anyway, so I am now commanding you... *insert hypnotic swirl* GO READ BANG, BANG PARTS ONE AND TWO!!! ---

|Disclaimer|

--- If I owned InuYasha, there'd be a Chucky Cheese stationed in every village, and Kikyou's soul stealers would accidentally-on-purpose strangle her on my command. ---

***:::BEEP BEEP:::WARNING:::BEEP BEEP:::***

--- This first segment may upset some people. I know this because I've gotten many reviews saying how totally disgusting this is... a five and six year old having sexual encounters with one another...or 'kiddy porn'... so just in case you are one of those people, I advise that you go read something else. Love Potion Number Nine is a good story, but then again, Naraku is gay in that one so you fascists might want to avoid that as well... DAMN. Nothing makes you people happy!

But what I am really trying to get as is... I have warned you, so don't you send me any flames about this certain chapter, because I HAVE WARNED YOU. This is just how the story goes, so shove it. ---

|A bit of info that no one knows about Bang, Bang and it's characters...|

--- Kagome, Sessho, & C.O. actually live in Dallas, TX. I realize I have never told you guys that, and I am sorry if I've caused you any confusion! It's actually a pretty irrelevant piece of information, but it explains the heat. Lol. ---

Please excuse all of the Author's Notes. They are keeping me sane as I write this chapter...

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"Sessho! Wait for me! Wait for me!" A five-year old Kagome cried out in happiness, running after the small silver-haired boy in front of her.

"Come and catch me, Kagome! You're It until you catch me!" The six-year old kid giggled. Kagome stopped where she was and whined.

"Aw... Sessho! I don't wanna be It! You be It." She pointed at him, bending over and holding her knees since she was out of breath. Sessho groaned.

"Kagome, that's not how the game works! You have to tag me, and then you can stop being It." He explained to her patiently, sitting down in the grass of the front lawn outside his house. His and Kagome's parents, as well as his little brother, were next door at Kagome's house, eating lunch. Kagome and Sessho had finished first and had decided to play a game of tag.

"That's stupid." Kagome put a finger to her lips, thinking. Her short white tank top exposed her belly in the summer heat, and her bright pink shorts gave her some relief as well. She had already discarded her blue jelly sandals, since they made her feet sweaty. ((A.N. >>> Come one, you guys know what I'm talking about, right? Every kid in the 90's had those jelly sandals! I had a clear pair with rainbow sparkles in 'em! You were stylin' if you had a pair of those!))

"Let's play a different game." She finally concluded, plopping down next to her childhood friend. Sessho nodded.

"Like what?"

"I wanna play hide n' go sneak."

"It's hide and go SEEK dum dum!" ((A.N. >>> *bashes Sessho over the head with oversized dum dum sucker. "YOU'RE THE DUM DUM!!!"))

Kagome stuck her tongue out at him.

"Same thing!" She protested. Sessho rolled his eyes.

"Fine. But I get to hide first!"

"NO you don't!" Kagome raised a fist in the air, waving it in front of Sessho's face with miniature violence. "I wanted to play so I get to hide first!" She stood up and brushed off her butt. "Better start counting!" She giggled, and then ran into the house.

"One... two..." Sessho started, his eyes on Kagome.

"CLOSE YOUR EYES!" She screamed at him from the front porch. Sessho sighed but closed his eyes as he continued counting.

"Three... four...five..."

Once he heard the door shut to his house, Sessho's eyes snapped back open, and he grinned. He ran to the porch and peered through the window, trying to see where Kagome was going to hide. He finally saw her dart from the living room and into his bedroom, diving under the covers of his bed.

"I see you, Kagome!" He whispered to the glass of the window. Sessho slowly creaked open the door to his house, and quietly entered, shutting the door almost soundlessly behind him. He sneaked through the living room, sticking to the walls like a secret agent, and quietly slipped into his room. He heard Kagome giggling beneath the sheets.

Stealthily, he crossed the room, and loomed over Kagome, hands poised above his head for the dreaded... *gasp*... TICKLE ATTACK!

"AHHHH!!!" Kagome screamed as Sessho climbed up onto his bed and immediately began to tickle her with no mercy. "STOP, STOP! You found me!" She gasped between giggles. Sessho didn't let up for another three minutes. It was complete torture!!!

Finally though, they both collapsed onto the bed in giggles, exhausted. Once the excitement had died down, Kagome reached over and hugged Sessho. He blinked, but hugged her back.

"Sessho... You know what?" Kagome suddenly pulled away so she could see her friend, blushing slightly. "I think I uh..." She stopped, her face turning a bright cherry red.

"What?" Sessho propped his head on his hands, staring at her with his uncanny golden eyes. Kagome covered her face with her hands, embarrassed. Sessho tried to pry her hands away from her face, but she wouldn't budge. Sighing in annoyance, he said,

"Tell me or I'll tickle you again."

"No!" Kagome cried out into her hands, trying to squirm away. Sessho reached out and began tickling her again.

"STOP, STOP!!!" She laughed. He did.

"But you have to say what you were gonna say!" He exclaimed. Kagome sighed, her hands still on her face.

"Fine... But you have to promise not to laugh, kay?"

"Okay."

"Promise?"

"Promise."

"Pinky swears?"

"Kagome!!!"

"Okay, okay... But first you have to pinky swear that you won't laugh." She put out her pinky. Sessho sighed, but linked his pinky with hers, sealing the pact. Once he let go of her hand, it went straight back to covering her flushing face. Still, she said nothing.

"Go on..." Sessho urged.

"I think I uh..." She curled into herself, her head almost touching her knees. "I of oo..."

"Huh?"

"I of oo..."

"I can't hear you."

"I LOVE YOU!" Kagome blurted, bringing her head up to Sessho. He blinked.

"You... You do?" He began to grin.

"HEY! You promised you wouldn't laugh!"

"I'm not laughing though!" Sessho protested, the grin leaving his face. Kagome frowned. "I'm just happy."

"You are?" Her eyes sparkled.

"Yeah! I uh... I love you too, Kagome..." He blushed furiously. Kagome burst into a big toothy smile, ((A.N. >>> Or toothLESS... she was missing her front tooth. She IS five, after all...)) and hugged him again.

After they had broken away... They were a bit embarrassed, both very red in the face.

"Well uh..." Sessho scratched his head.

"What now?" Kagome looked up at him, referring to what game they should play next. One-track mind...

"Um..." Sessho thought back to all the games he knew... Wasn't there a game for people who loved each other? He vaguely remembered his parents saying something about it... Oh! Now he remembered!

One time, he had walked in on his parents playing a game, (('game')) and they had been startled at what they were doing. Once his mother and father saw him standing in the doorway, they'd shared a strange look, and had told him to come to them. His mother explained to him in a strange voice what they were doing, with a little of his father's help. She told him they were only playing a game. A game that only people that loved each other could play. Sessho had nodded, taking this all quite seriously, and had been ushered out of the room so his parents could... continue their 'game'. That was a month of two before they had been murdered...

"I know what we can play!" Sessho cried out. Kagome's eyes brightened.

"What?"

"My mother and father told me about this one game, that you play when you love each other!"

"Oh really, Sessho! Let's play it!"

"Okay. I'm not really sure how it goes... but I saw them playing it so..." He shrugged.

"That's okay. We can make up our own rules if you forget!" Kagome clapped her hands excitedly.

((A.N. >>> *sigh* I must stop here for my own sanity and take a breath. I am not writing this for my own sick and twisted pleasure, I'll have you know... But this is what happened so *shrugs* Please forgive me!))

"Okay." Sessho nodded in agreement. "First... you have to take your clothes off..." He pondered at what he had just said. Strange thing to do... But his parents had done it so...

Kagome frowned.

"What for?"

"That's what they were doing." Sessho shrugged.

((A.N. >>> Okay, I REFUSE to go into further detail with this... so I will sum this up quickly.))

Soon, both children were nude and perplexed at what it was that they were doing. Sessho mimicked what his parents had done, (knowing what to do since he had seen them) but it wasn't as fun as they had thought it was going to be.

"That was stupid." Kagome frowned when Sessho deemed them 'done'.

"Yeah, it was... But my parents looked like they were having fun when they did it! Maybe we didn't do it right..." Sessho also frowned. Kagome sighed in boredom.

"Let's try playing hide n' sneak again." She exclaimed, climbing out of bed and pulling up her shorts. Sessho nodded in agreement.

"Okay. But THIS time, I get to hide!"

That's around when fourteen-year old Kagome Higurashi woke up. She opened her eyes, instantly furious as she stared at the ceiling above her.

"Damnit! Not again!" She growled in fury. Sitting up, Kagome looked out her open window at the house next to her, another open window only a couple meters away from hers. "SESSHOMARU YOU FUCKING BASTARD!!! I'M GETTING REALLY SICK AND TIRED OF THIS STUPID DREAM!!!!" She screamed out across the lawn. Kagome heard a crash and a grunt as SesshoMaru sat up suddenly, his angry face clear as he glared at her from his room.

"SOME people are TRYING to sleep!" He yelled back at her.

"WELL I WOULD be able to sleep, if you hadn't been such a pervert when you were six!" She screamed back. SesshoMaru growled and placed his hands on the sill of his open window, leaning so his bare upper half was outside.

"Are you STILL on that! Would you just let it LIE!? I SAID I was SORRY!"

Kagome mimicked his stance, leaning out of her own window.

"SORRY doesn't CUT IT you JERK!"

"BITCH!"

"BASTARD!"

"WHORE!"

"ASS HOLE!"

"WOULD YOU TWO SHUT THE HELL UP!!??" Someone yelled from upstairs of both the houses. Kagome and SesshoMaru glared at each other, and then slammed their windows shut, falling back on their beds with a huff.

"What a jerk."

"What a bitch."

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|Thought of the Day|

--- When some guy barks at you, bark back only if you are NOT with your parents. ---

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