Hmm... Monogrammed bath towels. That is one gift that should only come from extended family.
"Here honey! Happy Valentine's Day! I got us matching monogrammed bath towel sets!"
Either that or the flu.
Though if you get monogrammed towels you can hardly wallow around in bed and force other people to fetch things for you (even though they make you feel like you should be able to).
And, no, fortunately, I have not been stood up by my best friend at my wedding. Most likely because I'm neither married nor engaged, but that's beside the point.
Best time of day (or night)?